nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy, via whovianfatty)

mattsmithshairflop:

sclez:

carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

You’ve found out my secret.

I just want to bang everybody all the time.

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(via superwholockstarkidgirl)

interruptingpanda:

the-impalas-fallen-angel:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

bytheirownsuggestionsfell:

if you’re ever feeling down just remember that sam winchester

  • lost his mother 
  • lost his fiancee
  • lost his father
  • lost his brother
  • lost his life
  • lost his sanity
  • lost his brother again
  • lost his angel
  • lost his faith

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And the most tragic one

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DID THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM JUST MAKE SOMETHING REALLY SAD REALLY FUNNY

OMFG

We like to laugh while we cry.

(Source: cornflowercas, via superwholockstarkidgirl)

big-ricospizza:

auntmarie:

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(Source: deanacas, via pizza)